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The Life of Jalapeno Chapter 7 Fuckin' Bandanas

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The Life of Jalapeño: Fuckin' Bandanas!

"Ready to go Jalapeño?" Aleks asked leaning against the wall next to Ramafactions, Best Friend, and James.

"Yup!" Jalapeño nodded and walked towards the door but stopped,"wait a sec where is Jeff wasn't he suppose to join us?" 

“Wait a sec Jeff was suppose to come with us to your house!” Best Friend nodded.

“Well where is he?” Ramafactions asked.

Jalapeño shrugged and swung his bag over his shoulder,”Dunno but we have to go look for him.”

“Hey try calling or texting him,” James suggested.

“Great idea!” Aleks agreed and dug his phone out of his pocket.
~*Inside the Call of Aleks and Jeff*~
RING RING
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RING RING

Jeff: “Hello?”

Aleks: “Jeff yo where are you?”

Jeff: “Um I’m just busy with some stuff y’know.”

Random Student: “Jeff we need that banner over here!”

Jeff: “Um in a sec!”

Aleks: “Wait…oh my god…are you?”

Jeff: “….”

Aleks: “YOU’RE AT YOUR BOYFRIENDS HOUSE AREN’T YOU!”

Jeff: “Wait what? No! I don’t even have a boyfriend!”

Aleks: “Then where are you?”

Jeff: “I’m in the school helping set up for the dance.”

Aleks: “Ohhh.”

CLICK!

“So where is he?” Jalapeño asked.

“He’s helping set up for the dance,” Aleks said.

“Heh shoulda known,” Best Friend chuckled.

Jalapeño turned away from the group and started walking down the hall.

“Where are you going?” James asked.

“Gonna help set up for the dance!” Jalapeño called still walking.

Then there was the sound of a bunch of footsteps running over to him.  Jalapeño smiled and continued walking.
~*At the Place Thingy*~
“JEFFFFFF!” Best Friend called and ran at him.

“BEST FRIEND!” Jeff ran at him and they bro hugged and it was beautiful.

“Dude why didn’t you tell-“

“FUCKIN’ BANDANAS!!!!!” Someone shouted.

“What the brown?” Aleks turned around and saw Kimmy Swagshit who was trapped in a pile of bandanas and Glenys #PenisFinder trying to help her.

“Should we help her?” James asked.

“Nope!” Ramafactions grinned, “Now let's get to work boys! We have lot's of things to set up.”


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